Prime Real Estate, 2019, 2022
Email from Hypothetical Hospital administration:
Attention Associates, HH will now offer our valued patients a new opportunity to communicate their social status without having to talk. Introducing the “Veteran” wrist band, allowing Associates to thank Veteran patients for their service while providing 200% Accountability™ healthcare.
Along with the minimum required:
patient ID band
allergy band
latex allergy band
Falls Risk™ band
blood band
procedural site band, AND
arm precautions band
… Associates are also ‘encouraged’ to offer the valued patient all other applicable bands, with the only limit being the clinically documented length of the patient’s arm(s). VIP bands should only be offered to Friends of the Mission who donate at the Platinum Level or above.
Failure to offer the optional arm bands will result in a Merit Decrease™ of 3 times the local market cost of living, and a Verbal Runaround™ from your Micro Manager™.
Have a BLESSED day.
-Administrator in a different state
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